My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.  

• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Brother: that's not fair
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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• 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
• me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

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When I look through my old facebook posts.. 

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When random people start adding you on Facebook. 

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When random people starts following you on Tumblr

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That feeling before you drop. 

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More quotes? 

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• me: i just wanna look really good for when i meet one direction
• : eats chocolate
• : sleeps all day
• : never exercises
• : eats all the food
• me: well fuck.

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